Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Which reminds me... Why don't we get the NUCLEAR BOMB?


There are Armenians all over Russia; there are Armenians all over America. Can't we find an A.Q. Khan-ian? That's all we need to do. The Azeris would shut the fuck up so fast, Ill-ham, that is to say, Swine Flu, (ill ham, get it?), would shut his trap faster than you can [edited for content].

And that is why I make this Declaration: MY FELLOW ARMENIANS: LET'S GET THE BOMB!

A.Q. all the way (why do these fuckers look so sad all the time?)

7 comments:

Ani said...

You are really starting to remind me of Dick Cheney--if you're not moving to Armenia yourself, then exactly who is "we," Lone Ranger?

I think you need an earthquake or something....

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

So what are you saying? Would Armenia getting the bomb be a bad thing in your opinion?

Let's get the BOMB! Let's KABOOM the hell out of all of these yammering idiots.

Ani said...

Let me think--Serjik with the atom bomb, when he can't handle tear gas canisters. What a choice....

parisan said...

The Kamilion has caught the Pig Flu!!! The disease has got to his brain, and now the thing is blogging!

Beware, Armenaker Swinilion! We will khorovatz you, and then feed you to the people you despise the most!

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

I don't see what everybody is so pissed about. All I'm talking about is a little-old nuclear bomb, for Christ's sake.

parisan said...

A memory-bomb would be better. You drop it somewhere on Earth, and everybody forgets everything.

Words would lose their meanings, and for a few weeks at least, people would be reduced to grunts and gestures.

It would take years before a new, complex language could evolve again, and decades before anybody could figure out what was written in the "old languages".

Of course, the first winters would be rough, and we'd lose a few people when they would enter dangerous places or play with dangerous toys, like that little nuke which you are talking about.

:-)

Anonymous said...

i'll tell you why everyone has their panties in a bunch...cuz all these naive levonakans running around singing lennon's imagine wanting to love our neighbors, playing bleyan-ostrich with their put-my-head-in-the-sand and hope the turks who hate us will disappear, etc now finally hear from you a dose of reality.

as they said in the untouchables, don't bring a knife to a gunfight...