Saturday, May 2, 2009

3:1 kill ratio. Why don't we just take over the whole place?

In the Azeri war, Armenians killed three Azeris for every Armenian. People dying isn't something that I enjoy, but it is the way of the world, and, since it it is, why not go bat-shit crazy with war? That's what they want, isn't it?

Why don't we go all out and take Baku? Why don't we take Tiflis? Those Georgians posture so often, it makes me want to kick their asses. I mean, really.

What are we waiting for? Our soldiers are disciplined, our war strategy matches the best chess player's strategy, and we have the will.

We've seen death and lived with death for soooooooooooooooo long. The Russians fear Chechens. We EAT Chechens. WTF? Let's go from Baku to Tiflis. Let's go WARRIOR. We have it in us. Let's take over the whole place. Let's take Tiflis, let's take Baku.

4 comments:

nazarian said...

Are you joking or have you drank the nationalist koolaid?

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

What, can't a guy want his peeps to conquer the world once in a while? Do we constantly have to be the tail end of the shitter all the time FFS?

nazarian said...

in the 3:1 ratio, you are focused on the 3. But there is the '1' there as well.

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

Yes, that is a problem. I'm working on it. Why do you have to interrupt my fantastic jingoist fantasy with your reality?

But, you know, if we had a nuclear bomb, people would quit fucking with us. Now, that's a thought.