According to wikipedia "[homo sapiens sapiens] have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection and problem solving." Really? Wikipedia is very generous. You've got to know that they're English socialists, especially when you consider the 2004 US presidential elections when George still-figuring-out-the-opposable-thumb-thing Bush got elected.
But, whatever. It's not like I'm bitter about the entire American population electing idiots as presidents for the last thirty years starting with Ronald fucktard Reagan while laughing at everybody who disagrees... or anything like that. No, It's actually quite entertaining to see Reagan supporters from back when I was a kid all of a sudden start talking about the importance of government regulation. It's funny. These slime-bags, and I mean SLIME-BAGS, who used to talk about people pulling themselves up by the "boot-straps" are now eeking out a living on Medi-care and Medi-Cal (California, state-sponsored health insurance) that pays all of their fucking bills while they sit on their asses and wait for the inevitable to happen. They're all socialists now. Thirty years ago they were "entrepreneurs."
It's hilarious to watch big-time investors in the stock market loose 40% of all of their investments: "Big time" in their own heads, small time in their bank accounts. Nowadays they are all saying the same fucking thing: "A little regulation is a good thing." Really? I don't think so, assholes: why don't you pull yourselves up by your bootstraps? You rugged individualists want your diapers changed now? Fuck You!
And most of the people that I know personally who used to talk like that are, yes, Armenians--Glendale Armenians. Which brings me to the creature at hand: Homo Fucktardicus.
Homo Fucktardicus is a new mutation off of the Homo sapiens sapiens branch. Homo Fucktardicus branched off around the year 1984. Ignorant, but arrogant; wealthy through borrowing hundreds of thousands of dollars and enslaving their very own kids to the responsibility of paying it back; authoritarians in the home, but really wage slaves at work--Homo Fucktardicus rules Glendale.
The Homo Fucktardicus ideology has conquered all. All over Glendale you can witness piss-ant wage slaves in their Mercedes Benzes. They're going to be paying for that car for at least the next ten years. You can see them talking on their cell-phones as if they are deciding the fate of the Asian continent, except they are telling their bosses that, yeah, they'll sacrifice a vacation day to mind the cash register at the store.
Indeed, I give you: Homo Fucktardicus. Armenian materialist idiots. People, as they say, that will crawl over their dead mother to fuck their sister.
Homo Fucktardicus: Damn you shit-heads to hell!