Friday, April 3, 2009

Meet Homo Fucktardicus.

According to wikipedia "[homo sapiens sapiens] have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection and problem solving." Really? Wikipedia is very generous. You've got to know that they're English socialists, especially when you consider the 2004 US presidential elections when George still-figuring-out-the-opposable-thumb-thing Bush got elected.

But, whatever. It's not like I'm bitter about the entire American population electing idiots as presidents for the last thirty years starting with Ronald fucktard Reagan while laughing at everybody who disagrees... or anything like that. No, It's actually quite entertaining to see Reagan supporters from back when I was a kid all of a sudden start talking about the importance of government regulation. It's funny. These slime-bags, and I mean SLIME-BAGS, who used to talk about people pulling themselves up by the "boot-straps" are now eeking out a living on Medi-care and Medi-Cal (California, state-sponsored health insurance) that pays all of their fucking bills while they sit on their asses and wait for the inevitable to happen. They're all socialists now. Thirty years ago they were "entrepreneurs."

It's hilarious to watch big-time investors in the stock market loose 40% of all of their investments: "Big time" in their own heads, small time in their bank accounts. Nowadays they are all saying the same fucking thing: "A little regulation is a good thing." Really? I don't think so, assholes: why don't you pull yourselves up by your bootstraps? You rugged individualists want your diapers changed now? Fuck You!

And most of the people that I know personally who used to talk like that are, yes, Armenians--Glendale Armenians. Which brings me to the creature at hand: Homo Fucktardicus.

Homo Fucktardicus is a new mutation off of the Homo sapiens sapiens branch. Homo Fucktardicus branched off around the year 1984. Ignorant, but arrogant; wealthy through borrowing hundreds of thousands of dollars and enslaving their very own kids to the responsibility of paying it back; authoritarians in the home, but really wage slaves at work--Homo Fucktardicus rules Glendale.

The Homo Fucktardicus ideology has conquered all. All over Glendale you can witness piss-ant wage slaves in their Mercedes Benzes. They're going to be paying for that car for at least the next ten years. You can see them talking on their cell-phones as if they are deciding the fate of the Asian continent, except they are telling their bosses that, yeah, they'll sacrifice a vacation day to mind the cash register at the store.

Indeed, I give you: Homo Fucktardicus. Armenian materialist idiots. People, as they say, that will crawl over their dead mother to fuck their sister.

Homo Fucktardicus: Damn you shit-heads to hell!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very truly said.

You should have put that Homo Fucktardicus behind the wheels of a luxury car. I mean the picture.

Shiva said...

What's a Filadelfiatsi doing in Glendale? Or are these online encounters with those fucktards?

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

Shiva: I moved. lol. Simple answer.

Anonymous: If you live in Glendale, you see them all the time. Getting in and out of their luxury cars.

Maybe I was too hard on them. I wrote the Homofucktardicus thing after a Glendale encounter. Among other things Glendale cable with the 24/7 pontificators and the Glendale city council elections coming up with this complete dick-head who calls himself "Gharpetian."

I mean, can you imagine, someone named Karapetian transliterating his name "Gharpetian"? What kind of a sick, deluded person does that kind of thing?

Jesus Ghrist!

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

Glendale Armenians are Republican voters. That's a sad fact about Glendale. Just to be clear.

Ergo: Homo Fucktardicus.

The elections are coming up on the 7th. Most of the people running are businesspeople shits. I would rather see them being drawn and quartered. Fuck them all.

There is one guy running named Aramazd who's a theater guy who has no chance of winning who deserve votes.

But, hey: Homo Fucktardicus rules Glendale: The redundantly named city of happy white people.

Anonymous said...

Man r u one agree dude.

Live and let live, kamilion.

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

Dude, first of all, "Man r u one agree dude" doesn't make any grammatical sense. OK?

Second of all, if you think that Glendale Armenians deserve any amount of succor, you are mistaken. If you think that, then you don't know Glendale Armenians: The cheapest, the most low-down, the most lacking in any imagination, the most 360 degrees, all around, materialistic pigs that the world has ever seen--that is what Glendale Armenians are.

So, no. Don't live and let live. Shake up their complacency. Wake them up from the ridiculous dream that they are living in. You compare this generation to the generations that have come before and they are the most stupid, complacent, fat, lazy-in-the-head, tasteless slaves in the history of the race.

If there is a God, and there isn't, but if there were a God, He would have tested the Armenians of Glendale and they would have been found wanting. Seriously. Witless, shitless nobodies: I mean close to seven candidates they have for three city council seats and all but one of them are Republican dipshit clones. It's nauseating. They think they are all bigshots because they're wearing suits. But there is an Armenian saying: if a monkey wears a suit, it's still a monkey.
And they are all monkeys.

Shiva said...

You'll be back, Armen.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
start making trouble in your neighborhood
You'll get in one lousy fight and your mom will get scared
And she'll say "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel--I mean, Glendale."

Anonymous said...

self-hatred is a strong emotion.

change your name to andy filadelf and go eat a cheese-steak.

Armen Filadelfiatsi said...
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Armen Filadelfiatsi said...

Russki, you have problem?