"Ladies and Gentlemen, please excuse my tardiness, but I just got done with doing shots of Stoly with Mr. Putin...
"What the fuck, life goes on, right?"
It gets better:
Yes, he's drunk. Big time.
"All topics: Chechnya, journalists, the rights of homosexuals..."
It made me laugh.
But it made me kind of alarmed, too. Ya see, this fucker's gotta go, also.